30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Dakota Johnson has done her job to ensure that Madame Web becomes a future cult classic. In a recent interview with Bustle, the actress distanced herself from the film, saying that she’s not surprised that the movie “has gone down the way it has,” referring to Madame Web’s poor critical reception and corresponding 12-percent score on Rotten Tomatoes. While she’s not fond of being “a part of something being ripped to shreds,” she did describe the comic book movie as a “real learning experience.” What did she learn, exactly? That she “doesn’t make sense in that world.”

Kirsten Dunst, on the other hand, will sign on the dotted line for another superhero movie in a heartbeat — but it’s not because of her love of comic books. The actress, who previously played MJ in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy, told Marie Claire that comic book movies “pay a lot of money” and she has two children and a mother to support. The good news: After Tobey Maguire’s No Way Home cameo in 2021, rumblings of a fourth Spidey film starring him and Dunst have grown louder and louder. 

Big paycheck or no big paycheck, the timeline is hard at work putting the “super” in “super funny.” Today’s most hilarious tweets include those about your fitted sheets’ secret power, a real thorn in one person’s side and a jump scare at the bathhouse.