30 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 4, 2024

Zoinks! Matthew Lillard is reclaiming the role he was born to play. The actor, whose prolific turn as Shaggy Rogers in Warner Bros.’ live-action Scooby-Doo films paved the way for him to take over Scooby-Doo voicing duties from Casey Kasem, is back and ready for a comically large sandwich in a very secret new Scooby project. Details are still under wraps, but Lillard shared that he’s attached to an entertainment endeavor that will “allow kids to put themselves into a Scooby-Doo adventure.” Although it’s seemingly not a third live-action movie that would bring back Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardellini, more of Lillard’s Shaggy is still something to celebrate. 

Meanwhile, not content with butchering just Winnie the Pooh and Steamboat Willie, horror writers are fast at work turning something else that absolutely doesn’t need to be a horror movie into a horror movie. This victim comes at the hands of a Scottish production company that is set to turn last week’s viral “Willy Wonka Experience” into a film titled The Unknown — named after one of the characters from the chocolatey Fyre Fest-esque experience. Production is said to be firing up now with a release date slated for later in the year, which is at least 1,000 new viral moments away. 

This afternoon, though, get ready to immerse yourself in some hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest ones include those about supermarket classics, God’s horniest soldier and a fifth Culkin brother.