33 Bits of Trivia to Slam Back in Rapid Succession on Your 33rd Birthday
Machine-gun facts! Well, not facts about machine guns. Just rapid fire facts. You get it
When the facts are flowing, wouldn’t it be sweet to just open up your skull like a ring box and let them pour in? We could’ve said “like a pizza box” or “like a Pez dispenser,” but we went with “ring box” because we truly value your diamond of a brain. For now, that diamond will have to take these facts in through your eyes. One at a time.
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