35 Fast-Food Items That May Have Violated Some Part of the Geneva Convention

Yes, I’ll have the Buffalo wing-flavored latte please

Dearest fast-food industry. On behalf of our mouths and our tummies, we politely request that you focus more on the quality of your existing menu items, and less on constantly conjuring up new insane items. Sincerely, every human being on planet Earth.

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