22 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 30, 2024

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Everyone’s favorite fuzzy red guy got more than he bargained for yesterday. In a tweet that’s now been seen more than 100 million times, Elmo took to the timeline to check in with a simple question: “How is everyone doing?” Almost unanimously, everyone told the Sesame Street resident that they’re not doing well at all. The trauma dumping was so severe that the official Sesame Street Twitter account jumped in to provide mental-health resources. The poor guy just wanted to make sure everyone was having a sunny day, little did he know how many Oscar the Grouches were in his midst. 

Then there’s Bryan Cranston, who was outed as briefly being the most enviable man in the world — and it has nothing to do with raking in four Emmys for his performance as Walter White. Instead, it’s because there was a time in his life when the Breaking Bad actor had absolutely no clue who James Corden was. Unfortunately for Cranston, they are very acquainted now, so much so that the two shared an appearance on TODAY with Hoda & Jenna where they recalled their first time meeting. The former Late Late Show host explained that he had binged Season Two of Breaking Bad during his first trip to L.A. when, much to his surprise, he saw Cranston at a restaurant. The starstruck Corden decided to introduce himself to the Malcolm in the Middle actor who immediately assumed Corden was a waiter and asked for more coffee. 

Anyway, thanks to the timeline, we’re back with another volume of hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest ones include those about a bed made for a Flemish giant rabbit, Kevin Feige’s least favorite phrase and the glory of side quests at the airport. 

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