36 Bits of Trivia That Would Sound Like the Ravings of a Madman to Your Ancestors

How long do you think it would take to read every fact in the history of facts back-to-back? We started by reading these 36 out loud, but our roommate shut that down since apparently it’s interrupting game night with his friends. Look, Gary, it’s not our fault that you have an active social life! Now, back to the facts…