33 Fast-Food Tales to Wash Down With an Elbow-Length Soda

By:: Cracked Writers; Jay L'Ecuyer

January 09, 2024

Because this list is one degree of separation from the food itself, these facts shouldn’t give you a stomachache. But they will definitely give you a brainy ache, since the knowledge within them could make that info sponge pulsate against your skull. Sounds delicious, right?

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