30 Facts About the Folks Who Hover in Orbit Around Celebrities
Leave Dane Cook alone!
Being a celebrity is tough. You’re either a Stan Lee, and you have flatterers and grifters digging into your pockets your entire life, or you’re a Scooter Braun, and your brother will do more good for the world than you ever will with all your hundreds of millions of dollars.
That’s it! Those are the only two types of celebrity. We couldn’t believe it either, but then we saw these facts. Read for yourself…
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