29 of the Most Brutal Letterboxd Reviews of John Cena’s Newest Movie, ‘Freelance’

Thanks to John Cena’s charisma and himbo spirit, we as a society get excited to see him in pretty much anything. Playing Amy Schumer’s homoerotic ex-boyfriend? Yes, please! Showing up as a merman in Barbie? For sure, dude! 

Which is why it was surprising to see that he was in Freelance, a movie that literally no one was talking about until a few days ago, and that debuted to a painful 0 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. While the audience scores have yet to roll in on that platform, those who attended an early screening of the action-comedy have turned to Letterboxd to air their grievances. From opining that “this would’ve been a great Netflix movie,” to describing the film as “the sound of the Price Is Right losing horn,” here are the most brutal takedowns of Cena’s latest star turn…